2. People who only attend church at Christmas and Easter

Having never been a fan of hypocrisy, this is probably one of my most favourite pet peeves – the people that assume that, because they attend church twice a year, this immediately makes them part of the religion and therefore gives them the key to heaven. My advice – don’t be that person driving the beige Volvo that sits of the fence not wanting to offend; either you believe in God and therefore want to go to church weekly, or you don’t believe in God so stop pretending you do.