When the Teacher Asks for Your Homework…
1. When the teacher asks for your homework, subtly move her hand slowly over to a piece of paper that looks a little like your homework then, when close enough, quickly move her hand to your bum, look at her in horror and scream ‘sexual abuse’ at her. She no longer has any grounds to ask for your homework on.
2. If the teacher is married, when they ask for your homework tell her that this is exactly like the time they didn’t invite you to their wedding and then refuse to give in your homework on the grounds that you’re no longer on speaking terms with each other.
3. Stare at the teacher with a smile on your face and nod enthusiastically when asked for your homework. The teacher will then most likely ask you to give it in, at which point you carry on nodding, delve into your bag under the desk as if looking for it and there remain for the rest of the lesson. If the teacher asks if you’ve found it yet, simply pop your head up above the desk, stare at them with a confused look on your face and say nothing. Then return to your position under the desk.
