January 2012
1 post
10 tags
Postcards
For some reason, maybe after buying one with sheep on it when on a roadtrip to the coast last weekend, I now have a facination with postcards. There was something about the easiness of picking on up in a kooky souvenir shop in a small coastal town and then hanging onto it like a memento of the time we had there that stuck in my mind. How easy is it to run away, travel the country and write a...
November 2011
2 posts
This One Time...
It’s a geography lesson and I’ve just scammed the system by managing to get on to tumblr even though it’s blocked. Yesterday I managed to get onto Ebay although I’m not sure how. I think the school’s just slacking off to be honest, and where’s the challenge there?
Yesterday I started writing this stupidly boring document all about just what I was up to at that...
When the Teacher Asks for Your Homework...
1. When the teacher asks for your homework, subtly move her hand slowly over to a piece of paper that looks a little like your homework then, when close enough, quickly move her hand to your bum, look at her in horror and scream ‘sexual abuse’ at her. She no longer has any grounds to ask for your homework on.
2. If the teacher is married, when they ask for your homework tell her that...
January 2011
5 posts
3. Chinese Tattoos
I’m all up for permanently marking our anatomies with overused and supposedly ‘symbolic-at-the-time’ ink drawings, but the thing that really pisses me off is when people don’t even know what their own tattoo says. Be it ancient Greek, Latin or –my personal favourite – mandarin, there is absolutely no point in etching meaningless words into your skin that you don’t even understand. “I know what my...
2. People who only attend church at Christmas...
Having never been a fan of hypocrisy, this is probably one of my most favourite pet peeves – the people that assume that, because they attend church twice a year, this immediately makes them part of the religion and therefore gives them the key to heaven. My advice – don’t be that person driving the beige Volvo that sits of the fence not wanting to offend; either you believe in God and therefore...
1. People who get offended by EVERYTHING aka...
This blog has offended me.” – What, already? You’ve only read the first few lines! I’m just getting started…I can understand that we should be careful not to outwardly insult people at every opportunity, but it’s when we get all tongue-tied around people of a different race to our own because we can’t remember if its “black” or “coloured”, “Asian” or “Chinese” [although why we would need...
The Just Silly List begins....
This is a post just to explain what I’m blogging about…
First of all, never blogged before so bear with me [no clue who I’m even talking to here becauuuussseee no ones gunna read this but still…]
Secondly, I am easily irked, as many of us are, by the little things in life that I have come to know as being Just Silly. so this here is the start of a never-ending list about things...
